Guimo

The cross between an emo kid and a guido.

He can't make up his mind. Emo from the neck down and guido from the head up. What a guimo kid

by Jeff Zaborowski March 11, 2008

The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.

Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.

by C Spiceyweiner June 12, 2018

Guilnor

an awesome person =
shes .. a dude, hahahahhahahaha

Guilnor found it!
mwahhahahahahahahahaha!

by monster November 12, 2004

guiltover

The pervasive feeling after a night of hard drinking that one has done something irredeemably wrong, despite knowing that one did not do anything wrong and despite knowing that one did not black out.

Janet had such a bad guiltover after the office party that she called in sick.

by ProfessorStellar August 6, 2012

kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.

A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine

by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010

gilmore girls

The only good programming on the WB.

Reverend: The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi: We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend: I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi: I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor: Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi: Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of those Red Lobster commercials look pretty good...

by VespaGirl January 25, 2005

Gilmore Girls

The best show in thw world. If you like sarcasam and witt it is for you.

This room would make liberache say " step back nobody is THAT gay"~Infamous gilmore girls line

by Tres C. November 10, 2008