poodle groomer

esbian female homosexualgirl queer
Dude she is a freaking poodle groomer. I heard she ate Susan out the other night at that party
by urbanboss22 June 17, 2008
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Boomer groomer

A reverse paedophile (a kid that rapes old people)
Yo fam Whitney is like 14 and she fucked her sugar daddy against her will. What a boomer groomer
by Squidris Elba December 13, 2019
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groomer supporters

people who support that groomer t*ny l*p*z
It's not ok to be a groomer supporters please don't be one.
by thedevilzbitch May 07, 2021
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adult groomers

Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.

In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
Trutherbots are adult groomers.
by AnonDoxy July 09, 2018
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Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.
Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.
by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 08, 2014
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groomer's law

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 03, 2010
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Heterosexual Groomer

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 20, 2023
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