wallace and grommit

Stars of three short award winning animations from the Aardman Studio's in Bristol. Featuring the adventures of Wallace, a crazed inventor (voiced by actor Peter Sallis) and his hyper integent dog Grommit. A full lenght feature film is currently in production.

'Grommit, It's the wrong trousers and they've gone wrong...'

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Grommit

A small person, usually very smushie and crushable. Grommit could also describe how funny-looking they are but used in an endearing manner.

Oh my lord look at that little Grommit! I just want to squeeze their cheeks!

by pancakken (pan-cock-in) December 25, 2018

Gremmett

The debonair old man and classic beauty. Like a gremlin, things get a little wild after midnight.

That couple sure is a Gremmett

by gremmett4lfe May 8, 2018

Grommer

A particularly nasty smelling dump or fart.

After letting a couple grommers loose in the middle of the bar I went and dropped a yellow grommer that burned.

by Dr. Grommer, MD April 13, 2009

insta grammeth

Slang term meaning a Grandmother in her 60s or older who is so cool and up to date that she has an Instagram. She is referred to as insta grammeth.

I went to visit my awesome, very young at heart grandmother who is very modernized, and greeted her by saying "Hi!, How are you insta grammeth ?"

by Dict pseucker August 10, 2017

gromme

To masturbate

Å gud, se, Johnny tar seg en grom
Nei men, Peder, må du gromme hele tiden?

by Braidedasshair February 22, 2019

Grommit

The essential rubber ring used to hold a stem in a pre-fabricated bong.

Person 1: There's too much air getting in those cones man.

Person 2: Yeah the grommit split last week when i was cleaning it earlier.

Person 1: You cheapskate bum go down the smoke shop and get another.

by aussie vampire July 26, 2011