Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
by Haute Girl March 1, 2017
Get the gretchen kotzmug. Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.
by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025
Get the Gretchen Weinermug. In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.
"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."
"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."
"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."
"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
by JahJiJo December 4, 2020
Get the Gretchenmug. The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.
by gretch.bow May 29, 2016
Get the Gretchen Bowersmug. 
A dirty Gretchen is a girl who likes to look at and draw anime porn and is very very depressed and lives with a suffocating mother #mommyissues :)
by GrimySquirrel September 7, 2021
Get the Dirty Gretchenmug. A sadistic, manipulative, twisted, sadist asshole who can when throwing his guts up from sickness can still make girls emotionally break down.
Dude what happened to Sam?
Oh bro it was crazy Mike pulled a Steele Gretchen on her and she's just been low ever since.
Woah that's intense man.
Oh bro it was crazy Mike pulled a Steele Gretchen on her and she's just been low ever since.
Woah that's intense man.
by johnny THM November 27, 2013
Get the steele gretchenmug.