Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.
"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
by JahJiJo December 4, 2020
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Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.
"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"
by Accident April 26, 2017
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Dirty Gretchen

A dirty Gretchen is a girl who likes to look at and draw anime porn and is very very depressed and lives with a suffocating mother #mommyissues :)
by GrimySquirrel September 7, 2021
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Gretchen Weiner

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.
You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.
by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025
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gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!
by Haute Girl March 1, 2017
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steele gretchen

A sadistic, manipulative, twisted, sadist asshole who can when throwing his guts up from sickness can still make girls emotionally break down.
Dude what happened to Sam?
Oh bro it was crazy Mike pulled a Steele Gretchen on her and she's just been low ever since.
Woah that's intense man.
by johnny THM November 27, 2013
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gretchen bitchass

A person that is annoying} and that is a bitch and likes to get {attention} and has no eyebrows and has {man hands}
Oh my lord Gretchen is such a total gretchen bitchass
by Livi schilda December 22, 2016
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