grasshoppers

to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly

Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!

by Miko Monkey February 12, 2006

Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW May 1, 2011

Grasshopper

Synonym for bootlicker.

Have you seen Alex? He's the biggest grasshopper in the class.

by HK#337 June 29, 2021

grasshopper

Party planner. The one who makes the plans for a large group

Jane was the grasshopper for our sorority outing.

by PetiniaStinkypits December 28, 2005

Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006

grasshopper

A term for bitches who wanna smoke with you, and split.

hell no that grasshopper cant smoke with me!

by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006

Grasshopper

A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.

*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.

by Vivianne and Frances October 3, 2010