gorp

When one proceeds to phart and releases fecal matter into his/her undergarment. (the reason we wear undergarments in the first place)

Oh snap, I just gorped and it burned my thigh!

by steve August 13, 2004

Gorp

Abbreviation of 'greasy otter release program', ie a shit. Especially a smooth slimy dark one. does not include diarrhoea (its not otter shaped).

Ooh, I can't face the world until I've had a good cup of coffee and my morning gorp.

Ahh... That was a good gorp

Back in a minute - I've gotta go release some greasy otters back into the wild

by Merrick January 15, 2007

Gelp-Gorp

An inanimate pair of words that are used as filler words or words to describe something. Can also be used on it's own as a single statement, used subjectively. Can also be used singularly as either Gelp or just Gorp.

Also can be Gelped/Gorped / Gelping/Gorping

Created by a moron, for morons.

Gelp-Gorp.

Can you please gelp gorp the gelp gorp.

Gelping gelp gorp Randy.

by thdude21619 October 2, 2014

floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009

water gorp

n. A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Little Jhonny was a water gorp when he was twelve.

by Grubermeister July 5, 2006

gorp

GORP
gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck

See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.

"Your mom's hot."
"Gorp a dork."

by Nick July 16, 2004