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Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
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Goonz

Dope nostalgic art project on the blockchain created by Sean Morgan aka GoatCloak
The Cryptoon Goonz are stupid fire. Dope clothes and their art hits. That NFT is going to blow up. May be the next Supreme. I fuck with the Goonz.
by GoonzWorld March 15, 2024
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Goonz World

World inhabited by Cryptoon Goonz of all types, who share common Goon values and love Goatcloaks art.
Goonz World is a blue chip project.
by GoonzWorld March 15, 2024
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Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.
Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers
by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025
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mr.goron

One of the best minecraft player, better than Dream and technoblade united. Very hot btw
OMG Mr.Goron you're so cool
by Mr.Goron July 30, 2020
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Hoon Goonz

Hoon Goonz are a group of men that are ready to constantly fuck shit up.
Did you see those Hoon Goonz? They fucked those dudes up!
by bigballer84 March 15, 2022
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Broadway Goonz

Local gang operated in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Not much is known about them besides the fact that they are often seen roaming the streets at night, usually suspected of distributing goods.
“ Did you see the Broadway Goonz roaming the streets last night? “
by S8BG4L April 14, 2022
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