Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

GORDIE

Gordie refers to a small pumpkin you give your girlfriend in October it symbolizes you devote your life to her love her

Wow did you see him he gave her a gordie

by Reallifie October 29, 2017

Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

Gordy

Fishing term. Used to describe someone who is fishing way to close to another person.

I was fishing the other day and some Gordy came and fished way to close to me.

by Ndogg0869 March 10, 2025

Gordy

When fishing, if you in a good spot. A Gordy will come fish as close as possible to you.

I was in a good fishing spot until some Gordy came right next to me.

by Ndogg0869 March 10, 2025

Gordie

A Gordie is someone who says KEWT S*#T, ALL THE TIME.

"Everything that guy says is totally kewl. He must be a Gordie"

by serious about uncles April 5, 2021

Gordis

A way of calling someone fat

Bro Zach is so gordis
I know he never stops eating

by Gordis Jr December 16, 2021