Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

GORDIE

Gordie refers to a small pumpkin you give your girlfriend in October it symbolizes you devote your life to her love her

Wow did you see him he gave her a gordie

by Reallifie October 29, 2017

Gordis

A way of calling someone fat

Bro Zach is so gordis
I know he never stops eating

by Gordis Jr December 16, 2021

Gordy

A person that just wants to eat and has a pumpkin stomach.

My sister eats to much so her nickname is Gordy the pumpkin

by HomiesThatEatTooMuch October 22, 2018

Gordis

My beautiful girlfriend odyssi ❤️

Hey gordis I love you

by Track money bunny August 7, 2022