The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 03, 2023
Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.
And shits.
In BUSHES
And shits.
In BUSHES
by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023
1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice
2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is
2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is
by Games_Much February 06, 2023
A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 02, 2023
That golden retriever is so cute!
by Princess2727 February 10, 2022
by Veebop December 07, 2022