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Get the gooked mug.Used in a hospital settings, doctor to doctor. A more insensitive way of describing a patient who is definitively brain dead or more than likely brain dead.
Doctor 1: What is the status of the patient that came in with the brain bleed from the traumatic brain injury?
Doctor 2: After more testing and looking at the scans, it looks like the patient is gorked. Waiting on the family to talk about organ donation.
Doctor 2: After more testing and looking at the scans, it looks like the patient is gorked. Waiting on the family to talk about organ donation.
by StarWordCorrector November 15, 2022
Get the Gorked mug.Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
Get the Gonked mug.gokkelademad is A traditional Danish meal or activity it involves "masturbating and eating "rugbrød"Rugbrød, is a dense, dark rye bread that is a staple in Danish cuisine. It is often eaten as an open-faced sandwich topped with various ingredients such as cold cuts, cheese, liver pate, or smoked fish. The combination of enjoying masturbating and eating rugbrød represents a quintessential Danish experience, reflecting the country's culture and comfort, togetherness, and a love for hearty, wholesome foods.
person 1 "When i get home im gonna eat the biggest gokkelademad"
person 2 "bro i could totally go for some gokkelademad right now"
person 2 "bro i could totally go for some gokkelademad right now"
by MarcusManden December 8, 2023
Get the Gokkelademad mug.(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)
A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.
Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.
Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),
1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”
Gockian Example,
“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”
Gockian Example,
“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
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