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Goddess

A girl so out of your league you don't have a chance with her.
She was a goddess and I was only a peasant.
by Typ3 June 27, 2016
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Lesbian Goddess

Name given to Cub Sport band member Zoe Davis. Lesbian Goddess could also refer to her girlfriend, Bridie McQueenie, but it is most commonly attributed to Zoe.
Zoe and Bridie are Lesbian Goddesses, I worship them and Gaysus, Holy Daddy, and Dan.

Not to be confused with Lesbian Jesus, which refers to Hayley Kiyoko, another iconic lesbian.
by cubsportstan June 12, 2018
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Throat Goddess

A girl who can obviously deep throat but gives the best head you’ve ever experienced in your life
“Hey How did last night go with that girl?”
“Dude, I am in love shes was absolute Throat Goddess”
by CHIKONEY December 7, 2019
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A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011
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goddess

A female of great and or substantial beauty. A female deity.
whoa, Ailsa is a total goddess.
by Robbie Reyerse January 8, 2009
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Goddess

A female deity much like a God. Often worshipped by ancient religions such as Greeks, Romans, and Egyptions. Goddesses are also prominant in Pagan religions like Wicca. A Goddess has many qualitys like peacefulness, purity, ability to represent Women, and other "God-Like" attributes.
by Lomia April 4, 2006
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Goddess

1. A female god, or deity.

2. A girl who is so amazing that simple mortal words just can't describe her. The only thing you can muster up to describe her without being disrespectful to the beautiful, stunning, gorgeous girl that you see before you. She will often respect you and be a great companion if you are kind to her and see things from her perspective. If you are really lucky said girl will stay with you forever if you promise your heart to her.
1. The goddess athena went to the book store to pick up a copy of looking for alaska.

2. guy 1: Damn look at that hot chick over there!
guy 2: What a goddess!

guy 1: I wonder if I can get this girl?
guy 2: Nah she's probably taken bro.
by Liam Sal March 31, 2013
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