The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022

forbidden goblet

The act of gaping ones rectum and proceeding to cascade a liquid (of your choice) into ones anus and proceeding to take a lustful swig from the forbidden goblet

mmm... let me get a drink from your forbidden goblet

by tomiandarchie December 3, 2021

Cum Goblet

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig

Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her

by JeezOkay December 11, 2023

daddy goblet

A Sikh that wears a turban

They live in Brampton Ontario when you see a man wearing a turban you say hi daddy goblets, if the turban is peach you say to the man do you have Georgia on your mind or if the turban is black you say sorry my condolences i am sorry that you have a funeral to go to but you laugh because in your mind you see a whole group of them attending some gathering and you know it will smell

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025