goated

person with lots of goats

goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!

goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats

by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021

the GOAT

Acronym for 'the Greatest of All Time'

In football, Tom Brady is the GOAT!

by thegoat01 December 13, 2017

Goat

describing less than favourable behaviours in social settings

gary was acting like an absolute goat after too many beers last night, the muppet ended up getting himself locked up.

my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth

by Dave Butcher July 29, 2013

goating

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.

"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"

by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 15, 2006

GOAT

acronym for 'Greatest Of All Time'

J Dilla is the goat

by stanky_chips October 4, 2011

Goat

acronym for:
Gamer
On
A
Tractor

I've had it with these mothafuckin' gamers, on this mothafuckin' tractor!

goat

by A Fake Fat Sunny February 2, 2021

Goat

one of the derpiest animals you will find on the planet with is long face and its sideways eyes

The goat is so very derpy

by anonymous December 5, 2017