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Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.
Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!
by The Hoax November 25, 2021
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Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 1, 2020
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Grabbler

A person who grabs the sack of a male and squeezes so hard that all the cum comes squirting through his meatpipe.
"Be careful going out at night, there is a Grabbler among us."
by BigPeePeeMam December 11, 2018
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glabblebab

My mom has such a glabblebab.
by Warflobbbz April 27, 2019
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grabblesnatching

A combination of grabbing and snatching in a greedy manner.
As soon as the beer arrived, all that was visible was a swarm of d bags grabblesnatching it for themselves and their ugly whore dates.
by Papa D March 14, 2008
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glibble

a slimy substitute for kibble (a nutritious and timeless snack created by the cork and guiver meaty products co.) Glibble lacks the MEATY goodness of kibble and is often used in practical jokes
1: Would you care to try some of my meaty kibble?
2: I sure would!....OMG this isn't kibble, it's GLIBBLE!!!
2:ha-ha! but on a more serious note, this kibble has made me gassy...
by kibble? January 13, 2009
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globbletrough

When a persons mouth resembles female genitalia being force-fed food or inanimate objects
Could you please shut your globbletrough, the whole room smells like your mom.
by noglobbletroughsplease December 24, 2010
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