Geo Kalala

Words spoken by a lying cheating bitch who claims to be a banker only to steal your cash and runs off to spend it at a pleasure house.

Geo Kalala

by gayasswhale December 12, 2019

Geo SloMo

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.

Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.

by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009

Nat Geo

Purposely avoiding or cropping out people from a scenic photo to make it seem like you're alone in a remote area when it's actually crowded with tourists

"I'm trying to Nat Geo the shit out of this photo, but all these people are getting in the way."

"They're not that adventurous, that shit's just Nat Geo."

by Ice ice land-baby May 24, 2016

geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.

Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.

by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013

Geo Tracker

Quite possibly the most versatile vehicle out there. Perfect for off road, top down driving, economy, and fun.

That guy sure looked like he was having fun driving. What was he driving? Oh, a Geo Tracker.

by Car Maniac October 1, 2009

National Geos

Saggy titties, just like the ones you used to look at in National Geographic before you could get your hands on some real porn.

"She took her bra off, and I had two National Geos staring me in the face."

by Clay J. March 4, 2008

Geo Blocking

The complete antithesis of the internet. Geo blocking is the blocking of websites, video, etc. based on your location in the world. Thus this defeats the entire global village scenario, where we were all supposed to be able to view and/or share all content in the internet with anyone, anywhere in the world.

Proxy browsing can sometimes remedy this situation, but it doesn't always work properly.

I just clicked on a Digg link to Comedy Central only to find that since I live outside of the U.S. I can't view it, whoopity do!

Geo Blocking is just another lame ass corporate attempt to constrict and control the internet.

by spektralx June 9, 2009