GBS - Greasy Butthole Syndrome. A temporary medical condition that occurs when no amount of wiping can thoroughly eliminate the fecal remnants, thus lining the ass cheeks with a greasy or oily film.
GBS is most often caused when ingesting oily or greasy foods, such as pasta or cheeseburgers.
Sufferers often find themselves escaping to the bathroom intermittently throughout the day to take auxiliary wipes in an effort to find relief. Many report that the portion of undergarment that has cinched up between their cheeks has been coated with an unfortunate and yellowish smear.
GBS is easily cured by taking a warm shower and scrubbing the ass cheeks with a loofah and a liquid soap that has been fortified with exfoliating beads.
Those afflicted with GBS can also suffer from GBS Guilt. GBS often causes a tickle in the anus that is only remedied by a hearty finger scratch. One is often drawn to sniff their own finger in an effort to check for consistancy and aroma. This action often leads to temporary feelings of loathing, disgust, and self hatred.
GBS is most often caused when ingesting oily or greasy foods, such as pasta or cheeseburgers.
Sufferers often find themselves escaping to the bathroom intermittently throughout the day to take auxiliary wipes in an effort to find relief. Many report that the portion of undergarment that has cinched up between their cheeks has been coated with an unfortunate and yellowish smear.
GBS is easily cured by taking a warm shower and scrubbing the ass cheeks with a loofah and a liquid soap that has been fortified with exfoliating beads.
Those afflicted with GBS can also suffer from GBS Guilt. GBS often causes a tickle in the anus that is only remedied by a hearty finger scratch. One is often drawn to sniff their own finger in an effort to check for consistancy and aroma. This action often leads to temporary feelings of loathing, disgust, and self hatred.
After dining on a Diaper Burger and Chili Cheese Fries at the Tommy's Burgers in Long Beach, Tyrone suffered from a bad case of GBS.
by Lewis Ebersole January 29, 2008
The abreviation of either 'Great Britain' or 'Gigabytes'
by Joe Nazmdeh December 02, 2006
A way in which a user smokes marijuana. A bottle (preferably Aquafina) is used in which a socket wrench cap is used as the bowl where the cap is. A carb is then burnt into the bottle at the bottom for draining purposes. then put a bowl in the hole in the cap and fill the bottle up with water (and put weed in the bowl). Ignite the marijuana and unplug the hole at the bottom of the bottle. Asthe water drains out the smoke should be pulled into the chamber. When all teh water has been drained out, take off the cap and suck in the compressed smoke.
by TopherThe Smoker December 11, 2009
if ur on msn for example...simply say GB to someone...
nice way of saying GET BETTER!!!
sam....GB!
gtfb = get the fuck betterrrr
nice way of saying GET BETTER!!!
sam....GB!
gtfb = get the fuck betterrrr
by Daz Cross March 10, 2008
Get Bummed. Can be used to mean "It's your own fault, get over it" (Ex. Student: "The dog ate my homework!" Teacher: "GB.") or "this isn't going to be good." (Ex. I am going to totally GB on this test. I didn't study at all!)
This word was created by a wonderful teacher at SLVHS.
This word was created by a wonderful teacher at SLVHS.
by ~Emily~ February 01, 2007
Damn!!! That chick has a GB!!!
by Doh, Tyson, Pz, JG April 09, 2005
Ghetto Booty! Thick, juicy, and in some cases gross and uncalled for. Usually sexy, but on some girls it is descusting and that is usually when this term is used so you can insult her without her knowing what your talking about.
by Blitzkrieg407 September 09, 2008