Blake Gaston

cutie says “who are yall” when talking about jack verity.

Blake Gaston did not make the basketball team!

by Smyan Das d rider August 30, 2022

Got Gaston’d

A euphemism for falling off a roof to your death.

“Jeremy Got Gaston’d”
“What”
“He fell of a roof and died”

by The Hatman, lord of shadow February 17, 2024

pulled a gaston

1. When you act too confident often only to be proved instantly wrong (especially by attractive red head girls)

2. When you expect the world to fall at your feet for performing simple jobs

1.

Guy 1: Shit that guy really thought he was right he looked so stupid just then

Guy 2: guess he just pulled a Gaston

2.

Guy 1: Wow did you see how good he felt after cutting up that fruit even though it’s part of his job?!
Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a Gaston

by Beauty and the beast 123 February 18, 2021

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastonk

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008