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Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".
Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!
by theultrahead May 19, 2021
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Gasoline-Maxing

"Im Gasoline-maxing ok? its i-"
by toastedrigatoni August 5, 2025
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Gasoline-Maxing

drinking gasoline as excessive amounts like the true sigma you are.
"Bro you sound thirsty.."
"IM GASOLINE-MAXING OK? I-"
by toastedrigatoni August 5, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.
Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
by D.W. White July 7, 2022
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Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
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Vegan Gasoline

Biofuels that are derived from plant's for human use. It can include: algae fuel, ethanol and other forms of plant waste.
Environmentalists use vegan gasoline because it doesn’t harm or kill animals..
by Pp word Boy Selina February 14, 2022
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