garth

Fairly direct with his intentions and in dealing with people. Not one to beat around the bush. Thinks that the truth will set you free no matter how hard it is to hear. Usually associated with music in some form. Very connected with everything because he believes all is connected.

Garth's honesty is brutal, but at least he tells the truth.

by analomus February 4, 2010

Gareth Day

Gareth Day is a legend that lives in corby, he was born in the later years of the 80's and has fun times chilling out with makes,
and enjoys drinking and drugs

He is also known by the nickname Gollem

Girl: hey is that Gareth Day?
Boy: Gareth?, I thought it was Gollem
Girl: Same thing, Aids-face

by GazD June 4, 2008

Garmthe Land

Garmthe Land was a great chat of tactics and peace in the Tuba Warriors Discord where great rulers like Garmthe or Doge of peace would have their peaceful fun and discuss economics of Garmthe Land

Doge of peace: Where has Garmthe Land gone?

RoboticOppenheimerBuddy:Gone, reduced to atoms

by Doge of peace March 10, 2021

Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.

Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick

by Yidd December 1, 2010

Gareth

a sweet and talented guy, usually a musician, and a friend to all.

1. Did you see that band last night? Their bassist was a Gareth!

2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!

by secretively February 24, 2010

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Dirty Gareth

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way

Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.

by Ninjalad March 29, 2020