garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.

John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!

by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018

garlic pussy

Sometimes when a girl digests large amounts of garlic her pussy starts to excrete similar smell. Once fingered the smell will stick with fingers for days even if you tried to wash it off.

Caution: Using condom when having an intercourse with a girl who is suffering from garlic pussy syndrome is highly recommended.

Joe: Dude, did you just have some Italian food, your fingers smell like garlic!

Mike: Nope, my girlfriend did!

Joe: Oh, got ya! Garlic pussy syndrome! I hope you used a rubber!

by D3acon85 December 9, 2010

Gaslicking

A form of emotional abuse that's seen in abusive relationships. It's the act of manipulating a person by forcing them to question their thoughts, memories, and the events occurring around them.

It has always been spelled gaslicking. Anyone who says otherwise is mistaken.

He had been gaslicking her for years, which affected her belief in herself and made her question her sanity.

by YOUARESPECTRE April 17, 2021

garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?

"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"

by Radclyffe January 1, 2004

Garricking

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

garlic dog

god himself.

garlic dog is garlic god.

by --meow July 24, 2019

Garlic Knot me

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.

Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.

Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.

by Kwincykun May 10, 2021