The kind of guy who goes on urban dictionary and recognizes past stories and names etc. He will find you
"Gage found our pile of shit"
by Gage is vindictive. September 14, 2020
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Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that party yesterday?
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
by P0TARTER July 12, 2011
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Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
by DontKur69 February 6, 2009
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Usually a Gage is a very respectful and loving guy.
Gage treats his girlfriend with respect and royalty.
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Gage is very good when it comes to sex. Overall if you know a Gage you know a cute, respectful, and loving guy.
Usually a Gage is a very respectful and loving guy.
Gage treats his girlfriend with respect and royalty.
Gage is very tall.
Gage is very good when it comes to sex. Overall if you know a Gage you know a cute, respectful, and loving guy.
Girl 1: Gage was great in bed last night.
Girl 2: I would love to have a Gage
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by Josh McClung April 18, 2019
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