This is a sexy man.
He will take you down with a single stare
He can simply look at you and you will fall in love
He will take you down with a single stare
He can simply look at you and you will fall in love
by The chickening December 10, 2019
Get the Gagemug. A male with the coolest underwear you will ever find. A Gage isn't the jock of the group and far from the most popular. A man named Gage doesn't have the most hugest shlong, but is still good at using it. He is also considered a loose cannon because you never know what he's gonna do next. One minute a Gage will be calm, cool, and collected, and the next he will be doing a dinosaur impersonation. That is just one of the reasons why he is considered so funny. A girl is considered lucky to have even graced his mind. The only forsee-able problems with a Gage are his hair(it's probably long) and his massive amounts of laziness. That and the popularity thing. In short, probably not you.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that party yesterday?
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
by P0TARTER July 12, 2011
Get the Gagemug. A Gage is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gage. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gage dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
by DontKur69 February 6, 2009
Get the Gagemug. A 'Gage' is usually a quiet mischevious man with a very large penis. Usually not the jock of the group, but he always scores a touchdown in the bedroom.'
by Moomoocat April 25, 2010
Get the Gagemug. by WeavelG January 11, 2009
Get the Gagemug. 
An amazing person. Gage is an awesome person who love old music, video games and people. He always cares for people around him, and sometimes forgets to take care of himself. He also loves to say groovy. He will always know how to make you laugh or smile, to find a Gage is a rare thing, keep him close, and do not let go.
by Lovetheskygurl August 16, 2019
Get the Gagemug.