Funnel Cake

GAY PEOPLE.

Me: I hate Will Byers.
Someone: oh that little funnel cake?
Me: Yeah.

by Funnel Cake Hater June 20, 2022

funnelcakeidice

whenever your wee wee, feels like a funnel cake

I have funnelcakeidice, my weiner feels like a funnel cake

by shobbahogdog January 2, 2021

Funnelcaking

During intercourse, at the moment of climax, a man funnelcakes when he ejaculates atop his partner in a swirled or waved pattern.

Person 1: I heard Andre was funnelcaking Gennifer last weekend.
Person 2: No way! Thats both gross and awesome at the same time!

by Hartnett's Yard December 3, 2011

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.

wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday

by cockassuer April 15, 2023

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025