funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
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Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.
by cockassuer April 15, 2023
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Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)
Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?
by Davidwebb99 May 03, 2021
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Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.
Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.
by baetastic February 15, 2017
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The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
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Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
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