finland

1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden.
2. A testicle piercing

1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month!
Mario: Lucky bastard!
2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month!
Mario: What was he thinking?

by jesus_cat July 11, 2007

finlandia university

Abbreviated F.U. Located in the upper peninsula of michigan near michigan tech. Ghetto as fuck, dumb as fuck, and usually where the men from tech go to find pussy. Also known as a brothal.

Guy 1: We hangin at Finlandia University this weekend?

Guy 2: Of course! It's a sausage fest here at michigan tech and i need to get laid.

by greedygreens February 11, 2010

Finland Facemask

While sixty-nining, the male stretches his scrotum across his parnter's face.

"Who knew she'd suffocate when I gave her the Finland Facemask?"

by FretBuzzard September 16, 2008

finland igloo

When a women has icy nipples and asks a man to shove a frozen dildo into her available holes

Man i gave her a finland igloo lasts night

by Bearpaw h christ December 18, 2013

Finland

not a country: does not exist.

There is no such thing as Finland. What’s a Finland?

by imriddikulus September 28, 2020

Kazakhs in Finland

When two women shove ice cubes up an anus and a cherry bomb right after that. The receiver must be ready to shit otherwise the experiment wouldn't work, then as the cherry bomb lights, there will be a cold and shit covered explosion within the anus which can form a sense of pleasure for some people. This will may be illegal in some countries as it can be seen as an attempt of rape.

"Yooo you know those Finnish chicks? They were committing the literal sense of 'Kazakhs in Finland' to Adam bro!"

by the nut nutter November 11, 2020

Finland Facemask

When a group of men ejaculate into a woman's face and the woman spreads it around to resemble a face mask

-Dude, my girlfriend makes the best facemask!
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.

by Daren Wessicks June 15, 2006