Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018

Frosted Flakes

An exaggerated term for when subject consumes marijuana and is feeling more high than usual

“Yo fam, mans are frosted flakes..”

by Mrfortune123 November 20, 2019

frosted flakes

a derogatory term for a flaky or shady acting white person

omg did you believe that frosted flake at the store that just threw my change at me

omg did you see that that frosted flake just ignored me like that, played like i wasn't even there

frosted flakes don't speak back when you speak to them

by wHaTzYoNaMe April 26, 2017

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?

by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017