four loko factor

the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.

"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024

Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.

I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Four Lokos

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

national four loko day

May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.

Harold shotguns 10 four lokos every National Four Loko Day.

by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022

Four loko

A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.

Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko

“Oh god, the four loko is hitting. I’m going to blackout tonight for sure.”

“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”

by Nepenthe12042 May 12, 2021

Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

Four Loko

The greatest drink to exist, it was so great that it made American great again. Bring back four loko gold! Only Trump can save us now. Trump daddy supreme is my Jesus. I want give him and Elon a snowball kiss. Trumps shiney orange skin makes me very hard.

Trump’s cum tastes like four loko gold

by Tugg Daddy Supreme May 6, 2025