FOTC

Fuck of the century.

I am telling you man, she is FOTC.

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005

fotch

Means anything and everything. It originally was a combination of "find" and "watch", but the meaning of the word has broadened.
Can also be spelled like "fatch".

"Where are you? I can't fotch you."
"What the fotch?"
"Fotch you!"
"How about them fotches?"
"This cafeteria food tastes like fotch."
"Falcon FOTCH!"

by Frontierplz September 6, 2009

Fotch

vagina, cunt, clit

My Fotch itches

by -Unamed April 17, 2003

Fotch

Fotch is something nasty that you dont know what the eff it is. its not gum, its not lint, its not a loogy, its just fotch and you don't wanna go near it.

Dude you just stepped on that gnarly ball of fotch, get the hell out.

That ain't gum, thats a serious case of fotch.

by Aly SoCali December 11, 2007

Fotch

An idiotic person... i.e. oaf, lummox
Fochess, Fotchess, replacement for Fuck

Die you stupid fotch

by Fotch December 4, 2003

fotcrotflmao

computer shorthand usually used on AIM

its stands for "Falling Off The Chair, Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off"

superfreak747: ...and then she tells me that it was in her back pocket the entire time!

CrEeDfAnAtIc: fotcrotflmao

by Kmartin1280 August 6, 2008

FTBCBA

Fuck that birth control bitch already.

Jim: Elise is always screwing around with other guys because she's on birth control, but I can't help but be nice to her even when she's mean to me.

Chris: Dude, don't take that shit. FTBCBA like everyone else!

by theniceguy May 6, 2009