A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
by TwoEight0ne November 13, 2010
That faggot who comes in top lane feeds the shit out of lanemate, cant fucking speak english. But she is busted cause big tits.
by coolminecraftplayer48 August 2, 2018
Television game show created by Merv Griffin based off the childhood game "Hangman". Wheel of Fortune is the longest running syndicated game show of all time (35 seasons; 1983-present) and has given away almost $300 million in cash & prizes since its syndication debut in 1983.
by Game Show Aficionado October 27, 2017
Look at that Jacob fortune hies so fruityyyyy
by I’mNotJacob October 22, 2019
by For Science 79 October 18, 2016
The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.
Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.
by sebacostamr May 27, 2021