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forking

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair
When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.
by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009
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Forking

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.
Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?
by ThofBABES. March 18, 2009
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forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.
I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.
by saporiae November 5, 2011
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Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.
Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.
by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011
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Fooking around

Risque conversation between 2 or more people that involves flirting, inside jokes, and coded conversation.
"They aren't having an affair; they're just fooking around!"
by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010
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Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.
We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020
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forgking

The king of everything aka god bow down to him
Man 1:You like frogs

Man 2:no
Man1:fuck you I hope forgking eats your ass
by Frogking official December 25, 2020
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