Skip to main content

umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.
uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
mugGet the umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait mug.

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
mugGet the I forgot to water my dog mug.
It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
mugGet the I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". mug.

So funny I forgot to laugh

Use This if you finds a video/text/image/tiktoks that you're friend's think it's funny
Goofy ahh uncle:Hey why the bears meet at their house?
Goofy ahhh me:why?
Goofy ahh uncle:So they can mate…..
Hahhahahahahahahahahah

(More goofy ahhh acumalaka laugh and moan from uncle:
Goofy ahh me:Ayo so funny I forgot to laugh😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
by Argo Lawu August 25, 2022
mugGet the So funny I forgot to laugh mug.

forgotted

Forgotted is a word if you forgot, forget or didn't remember something.
Oops! I forgotted my lunch.
by burgerman69 August 19, 2023
mugGet the forgotted mug.

forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.
"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."
by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022
mugGet the forgot the receipt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email