forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

Fording

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night

by The whole IB class of 2013 March 10, 2011

forking

A sexual act in which a man enters a woman from behind. The woman lies down on her stomach with her legs spread (knee joints straight) and the man enters her with a straight body such that the “fork” that is formed consists of the woman’s legs on the sides and the man’s legs in between.

Spooning leads to forking.

by Anonymous009 January 17, 2006

Forking

The action of stabbing someone with a fork

Yo did you hear about that forking last night? Dude couldn’t get a knife to stab that old guy so he got a fork

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

forgighting

Forgetting why you're fighting.

We always be forgighting while we're fucked up. The next day, we make up since we forgot why we were fighting!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

Island Forming

When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.

At truck stop...

"Dude, what took so long?"

"Sorry man, I was island forming again."

by TheSkinny August 14, 2008