lotion booger

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

by t_bag July 24, 2008

Lotion Effect

When a girl begins to tear when they look at you, specifically if you are attractive.

I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.

by SoccerElite17 August 13, 2010

lotion man

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes

dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man

by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

throat lotion

a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat

her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.

by rob gotti October 20, 2006

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

by FitofPeak May 26, 2010

Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.

John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.

by stone definition August 6, 2014