Flump

The act of being flumpy. Sad, being out of it or not feelin it.

Wizzie: Tf is wrong with you bro? Why won't you hit this bleezy?
Domonigga: Man, i've been feelin hella flumpy

by Wizzie April 20, 2014

Flump

The act of consentual Sexual Intercourse

I'd flump her/him for one!
I'd d her/him for a flump!
FLUMP!
i want a flump!

by smillsy August 12, 2005

Flumping

A sexual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. The art of flumping involves two people pushing their asses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient's anus.

"How would you like to Flump?"

I sure could use a rough Flumping!"

by Flumpmaster777777 June 13, 2011

Flump

To shag, or indeed attempt to shag, a fat person's navel.

Not to be mistaken for the much loved pink/white marshmallow treat. Although it is not inconceivable to try and combine the two.

Get a load of her! Get me a night of flumping in there i reckon.

by The Jolly Mr Poo November 18, 2010

Flumping

When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.

"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"

by Boymankalot September 29, 2013

FLUMP

A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.

Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.

Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.

It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.

Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.

by Heinrich138 January 28, 2016

Flump

A word that means more than love. The truest form of endearment.

I Flump you. I Flump you with all my heart.

by Dante6969 February 28, 2018