When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
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Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
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The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
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After you have taken 7+ shots and the world becomes a blur; where you start looking at everything like its an adventure and your head feels super light, that's when you're floatin
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Get the floatin mug.A term used to describe the epic failure that is Christina Aguilera. It's a common misconception that the term is related to Britney fans, when in fact it's used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop Christina Aguilera is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Aguilera's trannylicious make-up, Aguilera's fugly clothing, Aguilera's cheap weave, Aguilera's tactics of ripping off other artists, Aguilera's chart performance fails, Aguilera's flop records, and Aguilera's shitty singles.
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Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
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