Cactus Flower

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it

Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.

by ScottAustin August 1, 2008

Flower Cat

Flower Cat is a video o youtube, you can hear a girl singing in russian and has a flower, when she is done singing, she puts the flower on the cat and the cat has a reaction like it was possesed.

Connor: Hey, have you watched any good videos lately?
Davies: Yeah I have, flower cat is a pretty funny video, go watch it.

by CrystleJex April 10, 2019

Flowerpott

Flowerpott is the new canon ship name for James and Lily Potter.

Oh my god, I ship Flowerpott so much!

by flowerpott May 22, 2021

Flower Fountain

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

Turtle Flower

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

Im a flower

1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.

1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 11, 2009

flower sniffer

The act of a male sniffing or licking a womens pubes during intercourse. While doing this, he rolls his tongue around while acting as if he enjoys the stench

Dude, I'm Tori B's main flower sniffer

by TBOWZ December 29, 2009