Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

Flipper Flopper

When during sex the penis inadvertenly flips, or flops... out of the vagina.

Wes was hitting it hard last night when he had a flipper flopper.

by Mindi October 6, 2004

Flopper

One who flops in bed; one who commits that incessant rolling and turning which has been made sharing beds hell for centuries.

Brian- you look like a zombie, did you sleep at all last night??
Grant- No, it turns out my girlfriend's a flopper...

by TheFrdw June 28, 2011

flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.

by Cong Kong August 7, 2007

Flip Flopper

When somebody change their mind in a certain way.

A: Yooo dude I told you im going to your crib!

B: Ok, I'll way for you bitch!..

A: Mmmmm Nahh, im not going man.

B: Yoo Mo' Fucckka you'r a Flip Flopper!

by So Hooodd. April 5, 2009

floppers

Soccer players looking for a cheap free kick or red card, and fall to the ground at the lightest touch. Quite similar to actions at work with a rival co worker.

" I hate this guy this guy ted at work, he's such a flopper,"
"How?"
"I called him an asshole, and he went to our boss complaining, oh and he likes Portugal too,"
"Figures, floppers stick together."

by laseht June 28, 2010