The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.
by sunshiyong December 08, 2010
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floaters

when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl
That crap was a floaters not a sinker
by Miami Pete October 11, 2005
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Floater

A corpse found floating in a body of water... usually half decomposed or partially consumed by fish and stuff (coz there dead....)
*cops talking on phone thingies* "You'd better get down here quick, weve got another floater"
by Rossy August 24, 2003
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Floater

A term used in the mp3-scene to describe leaked tracks, often appearing on p2p-networks. Most of the time those tracks are ripped in high quality and shared by 'friends' of the producer.
"Omg man, I just got that new Tiësto track from dc, 320kbps floater lol."

by Sjaak Trekhaak January 08, 2006
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The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.

One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...

Well, kinda sorta

HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?

Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.

Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?

We had a floater...

WTF is a floater?

Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.

So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?

Well, yea...

Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
by I-Like-to-bang-normal October 27, 2013
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A person with more than one label; a style/label mixer; ect.
*EXAMPLE*

I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
by SystemRulez December 02, 2006
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Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.
Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.
by Whsbnd December 10, 2009
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