flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat March 16, 2012

Fishered

The subtle art of fucking someone over

Damn, she straight fishered my idea.

by bootyjuice345 April 19, 2018

flusteredness

1. the act of being flustered, if you are a wumbo and can’t speak correctly.

2. the amount of being flustered one has

He started to tap his fingers on the table to distract from the amount of flusteredness he incurred from looking at the cute boy across the way.

by daddydannyboy May 8, 2019

flaskerdink

When the pickle getsa tickled too hard and beggins to turn funky colors and spew banana smelling semen.

Oh no Becky, you're giving me a flaskerdink!

by Groowwwwlllll July 8, 2019

FLUSHERED

1. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO SAY FLUSTERED AND FLUSHED AT THE SAME TIME.
2. SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES AN EMERGENCY PLUMBER.

"That boy was so cute he had me flushered."
"My uncle came over and he flushered my bathroom. Need to call a plumber."

by Uncle Doctor November 11, 2020

Flastered

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear

I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.

by Vaginiti5 December 5, 2020

flusteredtanaka

really nice tiktok acc where she basically post about everything , anime/drawings/outfits/memes ect ! u should totally follow them !

me : hey do u follow flusteredtanaka on tiktok?

person : no , why ?

me : FOLLOW THEM NOW.

by anonymous July 28, 2021