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flangewank

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.
1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
by Fungus76 January 15, 2008
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Flangemobile

noun.

1. (a) (familiar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport an all-female group, typically close friends (from flange, meaning vagina, combined with the suffix -mobile, as in batmobile). (b) (vulgar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport women whose contribution to society is primarily genital.

2. Any vehicle considered to resemble, coincidentally or intentionally, female genitalia; can also be applied to cars considered to be over-compensation for unsatisfactory female genitalia, similar to penis car.

3. (rare) A man who, in unenlightened times or societies, might be considered a stud, but in actuality is just a man-slut. Compare village bicycle

Sometimes spelled Phlangemobile.
1a. 'Are you, Mags, Jools and Georgie coming over for pre-drinking before we head onto the club?'

'No, Mags is getting in late from work, so we'll do our pre-drinking in the flangemobile and meet you there.'

1b. 'This looks like a nice place to stop for a picnic.'

'Don't stop! That's Andrea from Sociology's flangemobile parked over there! She's probably boning someone in the backseat as we speak!'

2. 'Yo, Winston, check out my new ride! Sweet wheels, huh?'

'Those aren't sweet wheels, Clement, that's a flangemobile.'

(alternative) 'To the Flangemobile!'

3. 'You totes will not believe who Teresa did the other night. She, like, got major wasted and spent the night with Millard!'

'You mean, Millard from Psychology? O.M.G. she's going to get Chlamydia, that guy is such a flangemobile.'
by CochonsurVelo December 4, 2013
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Flange Scaping

For a woman to trim her pubic hair and style fashionably.
Judith spent several hours in the bathroom flange scaping so that she was ready for her big date.
by dorsetkate September 25, 2019
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Fango Mango

The best friend a River could ask for. Epic art. Bro the memes they send. 10/10.
Fango Mango has a adorable art style.
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flagochoppa

this is used to say someone is dumb and stupid they shouldn’t be trusted as they are a schmuck
you are a flagochoppa”lily said to phoebe
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sprang flang

This term derives from the already defined phrase "spring fling," however this one is said with much more of a southern twang. Sprang flang is an event which takes place during sunny weather where college students are allowed the chance to get extremely inebriated on their own campus. This even only occurs once a year, making it very special to those involved.
"I can't wait for sprang flang this year, it's going to be epic.
by saturdaysarugbyday April 1, 2010
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flanger

A guitar effect that does not work like a wah pedal. It does, however, work as a continually variable delay pedal. The delay on a flanger is too short to hear as an echo and the rate of delay expands and contracts to set intervals during a set amount of time according to how the operator programs it.

The effect is called "flange" because before the advent of flanger pedals, sound engineers and musicians would press the inside of the thumb (the "flange") onto the tape reel to slow it down and speed it up to achieve the desired effect.
Forget the flanger in anything by Simple Plan; just listen to Thru the Eyes of Ruby by the Smashing Pumpkins!
by Owen the musician February 15, 2006
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