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Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

fizzle fart 

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.
Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.
fizzle fart by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008

fizzle rocks 

It’s a drug distributed by Hiram Lodge in Riverdale to the Sisters Of Quiet Mercy. It is used to make people see hallucinations of the Gargoyle King.
“Dude don’t take the fizzle rocks, they make you see things that aren’t there”

Fizzle Fazzle 

An interjection that is a synonym of pish posh and freakin' A.

Alternative spellings: phizzle phazzle
Oh fizzle fazzle! I forgot to pay my credit card bill dawg!

fizzle cuffer 

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.
Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”
fizzle cuffer by Itsaword October 23, 2018