Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Fished In

word used to describe being hosed or "taking the bait". often used while putting your hands beside your head and making flapping gills. (as seen in waynes world)

"Man, I hooked Jane up with John so i could get closed to her best friend. She is so 'fished in'"

by montanahannahbanana February 1, 2008

fessed

Mid 90s slang (NYC). Usually in reference to someone's moment of embarrassment or getting "punked out".

Did you hear about Julio? He got fessed by Jose in front of the Bodega.

by Perandor April 15, 2014

fished-out fins

tight "fins" you put on your ride to increase its pimped-out-ness

Let me slide in da Benz wit da fished-out fins.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Fisted

A thing a Preston would do to a teagen
on a Friday night

I heard mason fisted Lexi last Friday night

by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

Flissed

Completely and utterly horrifically, recklessly, irreparably, disastrously drunk. Sure signs of being Flissed are the inability to open doors, hold a chicken burger, or remain alive.

If one wants to trace Flissed people, they can usually be found at the end of a long line of strewn chicken burger salad, rambling on about tra-HA-HAs or some shit. Kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - except nothing like that.

Cat - "Is she Flissed again?"
Alex - "Yeah - she's Fliss"
James - "Shut up Cat"

by Choirboy69 May 21, 2009