The act of inserting one's ring finger of either the right or left hand into the anus of one female or male person.
by Black and Decker January 10, 2009
by usherjz August 31, 2011
The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.
You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.
You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.
Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)
by Straight A's June 12, 2007
When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.
After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.
by Rockville June 11, 2009
When a girl laughs and her face morphs into a fucking pig, and you're like "God damn that's gross!!"
by Evil_Pop_Tart February 4, 2004
a shortened version of "finger blast" ...which means to stick your fingers in the pussy and fuck it....with your fingers.
" Hey Ronald, where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to go out together?"
"Yea sorry Phil, Cathy was on my nuts, so I decided to stay home and break her off with the fing blast"
"Yea sorry Phil, Cathy was on my nuts, so I decided to stay home and break her off with the fing blast"
by asshole ralph the plumber December 3, 2009