Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 9, 2020

finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.

Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain

by RawnieJay December 16, 2020

Subjective finance

Objective finance is the only definition you need

Jackson used subjective finance in his arguments, but only to support Objective finance

by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021

H and L Finances

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 14, 2021

Finance Park

Finance Park is a field trip that students in Fairfax, Virginia go on in grade 8. The program started in 2010. Students are bussed to a location to work through a simulation of what it is like to be an adult. They have to budget their bills and get a phone plan and utilities from different companies. Real life companies sponsor finance park.

Bruh do you remember Finance Park?

Nah man I grew up in Loudon.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

Finance

Noun Finance The decision, money given.

Verb Finance Deciding on a decision, giving money.

Finance is like democracy with a person counting votes who counts their own vote.

by OPERKELY June 14, 2022

#finance-and-business

a discord group of "successful" investors from SJBHA that trade options, stonk, crypto and chitty advice.

#finance-and-business examples:
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"

by simpdoc May 7, 2022