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by happyuser@123 December 14, 2021
When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.
Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain
by RawnieJay December 16, 2020
It's hard to come to terms with the financicality of it all.
by slyckery December 08, 2010
A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
a discord group of "successful" investors from SJBHA that trade options, stonk, crypto and chitty advice.
#finance-and-business examples:
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"
by simpdoc May 08, 2022
Finance Park is a field trip that students in Fairfax, Virginia go on in grade 8. The program started in 2010. Students are bussed to a location to work through a simulation of what it is like to be an adult. They have to budget their bills and get a phone plan and utilities from different companies. Real life companies sponsor finance park.
by LizardInACan July 10, 2023
by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021