Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.

Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.

by phbl December 12, 2024

Filibuster Obstructa

You have 40 seconds until doom you have to knock him back every time you can or else you will die

We need to kill Filibuster Obstructa

by normal dude from serbia July 28, 2025

Filibuster?

Is it NOT that? Did you think you were making a point? No repeating my own words back to me does not prove whatever point you are trying to make. Your kids keep getting raped and murdered because you think you're a big brain for doing shit like this but in reality you're a fucking retard. And I walked right past 2 of them the other day and the little girl was close enough to grab. The boy was probably far enough away to run before I got him but 1 is enough.

Hym "Is this not a filibuster? What point could you possibly be making here?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Filibuster

I'm not going to let them filibuster me out of millions of dollars because they don't want to have to credit and pay me for AI.

Hym "These people will get your kids stabbed. I'm telling you right now. Do not let them filibuster your kids to death. Even the progressives are covering for the billionaires and helping them get away with stealing from me. It isn't consequences. It isn't a business decision that went wrong. They are STEALING from me and if I am not paid, I will just kill a child. I'm not negotiating. I'm not going through any legal process. If someone does not show up before the IRS does, one of you children will die."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.

"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."

by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025

Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.

Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.

by FakirNamor May 18, 2024