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Filibusted

\ ˈfiləˌbəstəd/
adjective

1. when you eaten at a restaurant and get caught trying to dine and dash
Ron and Taryn were having a great time at the buffet... until they got filibusted
by anonymous May 3, 2022
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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Filibuster Obstructa

You have 40 seconds until doom you have to knock him back every time you can or else you will die
by normal dude from serbia July 28, 2025
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Filibuster

The bill will never pass, we’ll filibuster it”
by ShlomoLongShlong April 25, 2023
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Filibuster

I'm not going to let them filibuster me out of millions of dollars because they don't want to have to credit and pay me for AI.
Hym "These people will get your kids stabbed. I'm telling you right now. Do not let them filibuster your kids to death. Even the progressives are covering for the billionaires and helping them get away with stealing from me. It isn't consequences. It isn't a business decision that went wrong. They are STEALING from me and if I am not paid, I will just kill a child. I'm not negotiating. I'm not going through any legal process. If someone does not show up before the IRS does, one of you children will die."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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Filibuster

Multiple interpretations and uses of a legal term.

Used in conversation to provide information about an event or situation without revealing or compromising personal and sensitive details about the actual event or situation.

Also used more when an individual or group Interferes with predetermined plans to purposefully prevent a specific outcome.

Also used to indicate the opposite of factual events or details.

Also know as a similie in proper grammatical terms.
John drove around town all weekend running errands but filibustered to his work friends that he flew around the world.

John didn’t want to tell his boss that he overslept so he filibustered that he had a plumbing leak.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 11, 2018
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Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.
Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.
by phbl December 12, 2024
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