Feathing

Having gay intercourse with a living bird, specifically pigeon, while it's being put under chinese water-torture in a room with no light sources at all. This is commonly used as a quick sensation of pleasure without the trouble of getting an actual girlfriend and having a compassionate relationship with someone.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3 apparently feathed in a whole vulture last night!
Guy 2: That's BS. He can't even fit comfortably into a pigeon.
Guy 1: Nah, feathing is just has sex with it in a dark room. Chinese water torture for extra fun.
Guy 3: Dude, I cummed like, 3 times in it.

by birde <3 July 30, 2024

Fetalized

When your so hungover the next day you stay on the couch in fetus position

Hey we got so hammered last night damn! Let’s go get something to eat . I can’t I’m fetalized can’t get off couch!

by Storm Byron December 30, 2025

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021