Brown Felt

When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass
She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt
by BrownFelt December 30, 2017
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felt sense

The felt sense is your consciousness sensing whether your surrounding are comfortably in situ. When you walk into a room and see a table, fork, or chair out of alignment, your felt sense picks up on that and you feel less at ease, whether it be consciously or subconsciously.
I walked into that restaurant and my felt sense was totally thrown off. Everything was so disorganized!
by AOneCentCoin February 07, 2018
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Jackson felt

the most kindest boy ever he’s amazing, kind, cute and you would wanna meet him in real life because he’s super nice
by iittzjackson December 21, 2020
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fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'
Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.
by Louise and Alison August 30, 2005
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Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.
Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do
by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019
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rub the felt

A euphemism for masturbation. If you were a puppet, you would rub your own felt.
Oh damn, I'm about to rub the felt.
by Man Wolf October 09, 2006
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Felt Marker

When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.
Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!
by The Crayola Man February 23, 2014
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