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Felkins

A Patronymic surename created from a form of the medieval personal name "Philip."
It was also a habitational name from a place name in Oxfordshire. Forms of the name such as Filking(es) are found in the region from the 12th and 13th century. First found in Cheshire where they were seated anciently as Lords of the Manor.
" She's very loyal, like a Felkins"
by Katie Felkins September 28, 2008
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felkered

the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. Performed by a real asshole.
God damn, that prick just felkered me. Somebody help untie me i cant see anything.
by Big Sillly April 14, 2010
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Felkins

A Dutch Surname derived from Fel(penis) and kine(that which is bent). Males with this surname tend to have oddly shaped penises.
Girl 1: Hey how did your date with that Felkins guy go?
Girl 2: (sitting in a wheelchair) It was crazy! It's true what they say, his penis is a pentagonal Duo decahedron!
by Mynoduesp ym July 7, 2016
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felsh

The worst word to try and make on a word game
Dude that is so Felsh
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Felker Special

When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.
1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!

2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?

3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"

Steve: "Then what happenned?"

Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"
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felkis

(noun) from freestylish, a felkis is a pink sock with tabasco on top
I gave this girl a felkis; it was delicious and spicy.
by Rupert Bojangles April 10, 2005
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felikian

slang term for a man whose penis size is really small. This unfortunate size of the penis results in extreme lonliness, severe depression, and thoughts of suicide. Felikians can found sitting in corners wearing hoodies to cover their face. On the rare occasion of having friends it turns out the Felikian can be a chill dude
Anthony: Dude, who is that guy over there sitting in the corner?

Dominic: That guy is a Felikian.

Anythony: What?

Dominic: Its a guy who has a really small penis and is always sitting in corners wearing hoodies.

Anthony: Dude, thats messed up.

Dominic: sucks for him. hahahahah
by laveyballs123 September 2, 2009
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