Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.

*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.

by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010

yung feemail

A very yung specimen who smells of fish. Can be Jewish at times.

"oooh look at that Yung feemail"

"I know. Only 2 months old yummy"

by yung feemail November 19, 2017

FreeFac

Army/Air Force term used for DFAC (Dining Facility), to describe the free meals.

Person 1: You wanna go out to eat?

Person 2: Nah, i'm going to save money and go to the FreeFAC

by Sapient922 July 23, 2012

feef

When a person with epilepsy has a seizure, their common verbal noises are "feef".

Holy shit Johnny is having a fucking seizure!
"fEEEEEEEEEEFfffffffffff"
He just feef-ed!

by feeeeeeeeeeeeeef November 10, 2018

feef

Something delightful and adorable.

I love that fluffy baby feef.

by Cassie Mirabal January 22, 2008

Femfag

A female newfag

anon: stupid newfag
femanon: Im a girl
anon: doesn’t matter, just a femfag now

by cousinthrockmortonskateboards May 9, 2018

Feena

Most interesting fob you will ever meet and will never cease to amaze you. She will try to ship you with (usually Keisha's) people you can never even imagine yourself with. She is also a very caring person but gets much less appreciation for it. No matter what she says she will forever be a yeehaw and a fop.

Jeff said he knows Feena but he was wrong.

by SlickestFob2everexist April 13, 2019