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Weed Flavored Condom

A green condom that tastes like weed.
ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.
by Polish Stallionette November 12, 2010
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strawberry flavored lube

So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014
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cock flavored lolly pop

A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.
Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.
by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006
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gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.
by josh klayburn June 17, 2008
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Utah-flavored cracker

a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way
Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, he's a Utah-flavored cracker
by Harvey M February 2, 2009
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flavored douche

Apparrently it was an ad from a magazine in the 70s. The ad was popularized in the movie "Killing Us Softly." It is like having a meal. With your rotten fish you can have a side of apple.
I went down on her and it was evident that she was a skank. She tried unsucessfully to mask the taste with what I can only assume was a flavored douche, as it was a mixture of rotten tuna with a hint of fresh strawberries.
by Hoptown February 4, 2008
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Favred

When you sext with class, dignity and style
by eekcmnad January 26, 2011
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